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Everyone’s trolling Kanye West, even the Philadelphia Police Department

Among all of the erratic tweets Kanye West has fired off over the past few weeks, the most surprising may be the one where he admitted he’s $53 million in debt and then asked billionaire Mark Zuckerberg to invest $1 billion into his ideas. Kanye seems to have an optimistic attitude about his money woes, and went on to explain that his creative spirit shall triumph in the end and blah, blah, blah. That confidence doesn’t quite negate his deep debt, though, which is why Kanye has now seemingly become the country’s most in-demand job recruit.

Kanye West gets trolled by Philadelphia Police Department.

Kanye West gets trolled by Philadelphia Police Department.

Following on the heels of Pizza Hut UK which expertly trolled ‘Ye earlier this week. The Philadelphia police have now offered Kanye a position in their department. Referencing a base salary of $47,920, they estimated Kanye could be out of his debt by 3122. What a deal!

For good measure, they also included an expertly Photoshopped pic of Kanye in uniform, as well as a clever jab at Tidal, which Kanye’s new album The Life Of Pablo has been exclusively streaming on. AND they even linked to the department’s career page to make the application process extra easy for Yeezy. So thoughtful.

We’re hiring Police Officers, and we did the math. With a starting salary of $47,920, Officer West could be completely…

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Thursday, 18 February 2016

Never mind that Kanye once rapped “I say fuck the police, that’s how I treat ‘em” in “All Falls Down” or, more recently, “Hands up, we just doing what the cops taught us” in the TLOP cut “Feedback.” We’re sure ‘Ye would rock that badge and use his authority oh-so-wisely.

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